guy:

guy:

don’t u hate it when u put ur fingers in the hole and the hole stretches or rips and everything just comes out

image

I PUT THAT IN THE TAGS STOP MESSAGING ME

i only look attractive for a max of 5 mins and this usually when no one is around

foxnewsofficial:

foxnewsofficial:

[i gotta feeling by the black eyed peas plays at full volume] 

someone in a public toilet confronted me whilst i was peeing to say they had seen this photo on the internet 

foxnewsofficial:

foxnewsofficial:

[i gotta feeling by the black eyed peas plays at full volume] 

someone in a public toilet confronted me whilst i was peeing to say they had seen this photo on the internet 

mindoftheunkind:

muggleland:

do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying

Omg it’s in words

thedoommerchant:

[p. 83]

nishlo:

Rihanna is that u

nishlo:

Rihanna is that u

provocatize:

-Abandoned underground station in Paris converted into a pool

provocatize:

-Abandoned underground station in Paris converted into a pool