my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
A message from Anonymous
how to get a date
A reply from plus1str
When someone asks you for directions, give them directions to your house and have a candle lit dinner waiting for them accompanied by calming music.
drive thru employees definitely do not get paid enough for this shit they are sick of your nonsense